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Brian Leiser...
Born somewhere in the USA, not quite sure where, young Brian is the son of an American Air Force dude. Brian is from the posh end of NY, so I understand (if there is such a thing), West-Chester. A classically trained musician and extremely well accomplished on the Trumpet, he can not only read music fluently (it is tough, I went to school too you know), but also turn his hand to any instrument he wishes and be playing it pretty good within an hour. The musical genius started college, but eventually dropped out and got a job in the big city as 'The Guy That Answers The Phone' at the club 'Limelight'.
Brian also has a brother he is very close to.
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God Bless.... Fisty looking like butter wouldn't melt: The Scouse Way
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What Does He Do In The Band?.
Much easier to say 'what doesn't he do?'. He's the guy on the right hand side of the stage and plays the following in the band:
1.Trumpet
2.Keyboards
3.Additional Vocals
4.Harmonica
5.Bass Guitar
6.Computer Programming/Sampling
The excellent thing about Fast is that what sets him head and shoulders above the other so-called musicians in The Biz is that he CAN play and he can play more than one at the same time.
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So why is he called Fast?
It's pure NY irony for you actually. He's a slow ass and has a phenomonally slow work rate. For example, you could ask him him to post a letter for you today, and about 3 months later, he might consider it. Maybe I'm exaggerating here, but that is why.
Also known as Fisty Nuts for the many times he goes crazy or even mental, like the time he got angry and caused so much damage he knocked out the power for an entire floor.
Bits And Bobs
Facts On Fisty.... Hmm. I'm sure I'll be able to conjur up more, but this is what I can remember...
1. A Movie Buff: Brian loves them films, so much so he spent his advance on a huge entertainment system thingie.
2. Star Wars: Other than a naked lady near his d', this is one of the only other things that gets this guy's pulse racing.
3. Saffron: Yeah.. and he dated some munter from Republica (I am not jealous at all, honest!)
4. Connections: A bad title, I must admit, but it's true. He met Steve O before Huey as they where ina little techno band, awww.
5.Eminem: During a Zane 'My IQ Is' Lowe Interview on MTV one night, Fisty pointed out that bad boy Marshall Mather is a tit because he's a homophobe.
6. According To Huey: Always an ominous start to any sentence. Huey says that Fast is an ex/escaped convict that saved up all his money in prison to buy himself a face lift. Underneath his fair skin and Angelic Blue eyes, is the scar torn face of a real nasty piece of work.
Our little Brian?
I Think not Hugh!
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