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Goddamned jealousy!
I am going to prove that Huey and the guys are ultimately the coolest, most enviable, most attractive men on this god given earth... How I hear you yell? By ripping to pieces lots of snipes made against them in the media.
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Exhibit A:
Play January 6-12 2001
"FUN LOVIN' CRIMINALS
After five years you might have thought that Huey an' da boyz' playboy gangster schtik would be wearing as thin as their hair. But, now they have appeared in a beer advert, it seems unlikely that even Corleone bullets could stop them. Brush up on your big apple cool and see them around like a rissole.
Jealousy! send in your bitchy remarks! lets humiliate the media!
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How To Get Back Stage
Here are 2 ways that have been tried and tested that I'm aware of:
1.Go to the very front of the stage and FAINT. My buddy Lesly Ann did it at a gig and she got carried off back stage by 4 body gaurds. Please bare in mind that she is a size 8! You can get a mate back stage as well to look after you. In my circumstance, it had to be her Boyf (darn).
2.Have no shame! Go up to Booms (can't miss him, big tall American), after trowling on the make up and letting your bust hang out... bat your eye lids. He takes in huge amounts of ladies back stage and they reappear an hour later looking rather happy. Guys.... you have no chance!
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